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The '''John hypothesis''', conceived by [[John John-Hypothesis]] in 1701 [[CD]], [[United States of America|states]] that [[anyone]] who invents anything can have the first name 'John', or some equivalent in another language, followed by a surname describing what it is they invented. Initially, this was thought to be a plain act of nominal vanity. However, upon further study of our most illustrious institutions, such as [[John Words|Words]] and [[John Numbers|Numbers]], and [[Email]], scientists have concluded that she was, to use a technical term, "right on the [[money]]".

The '''John hypothesis''', conceived by [[John John-Hypothesis]] in 1701 [[CD]], [[United States of America|states]] that [[anyone]] who invents anything can only ever have the first name 'John', or some equivalent in another language or gendered variant, followed by a surname describing what it is they invented. Initially, this was thought to be a plain act of nominal vanity. However, upon further study of our most illustrious institutions, such as [[John Words|Words]] and [[John Numbers|Numbers]], and [[Email]], scientists have concluded that she was, to use a technical term, "right on the [[money]]".

The hypothesis, unlike other hypotheses, cannot be invoked in the format '[surname] hypothesis', as both the name of the hypothesis and John John-Hypothesis's surname would become recursive and infinite, risking the fabric of the space-[[time]] continuum. This was outlawed in 1702, following an incident in which a researcher attempted to invoke the hypothesis in such an irresponsible manner, resulting in a near hyper-omnishambles-level event (the collapse of the space-time continuum), which was only prevented when, with some stellar quick thinking, they used duct tape to hold the continuum in place. The remaining chip in space-time is thought to be what enables the hypothesis to be proposed in the first place, its effects stretching back before its creation, altering space-time to fit it. It is also the hole out of which CEOs and world leaders crawled from the Dark Realm, which exists beyond our reality.

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	The '''John hypothesis''', conceived by [[John John-Hypothesis]] in 1701 [[CD]], [[United States of America\|states]] that [[anyone]] who invents anything can have the first name 'John', or some equivalent in another language, followed by a surname describing what it is they invented. Initially, this was thought to be a plain act of nominal vanity. However, upon further study of our most illustrious institutions, such as [[John Words\|Words]] and [[John Numbers\|Numbers]], and [[Email]], scientists have concluded that she was, to use a technical term, "right on the [[money]]".		The '''John hypothesis''', conceived by [[John John-Hypothesis]] in 1701 [[CD]], [[United States of America\|states]] that [[anyone]] who invents anything can only ever have the first name 'John', or some equivalent in another language or gendered variant, followed by a surname describing what it is they invented. Initially, this was thought to be a plain act of nominal vanity. However, upon further study of our most illustrious institutions, such as [[John Words\|Words]] and [[John Numbers\|Numbers]], and [[Email]], scientists have concluded that she was, to use a technical term, "right on the [[money]]".

	The hypothesis, unlike other hypotheses, cannot be invoked in the format '[surname] hypothesis', as both the name of the hypothesis and John John-Hypothesis's surname would become recursive and infinite, risking the fabric of the space-[[time]] continuum. This was outlawed in 1702, following an incident in which a researcher attempted to invoke the hypothesis in such an irresponsible manner, resulting in a near hyper-omnishambles-level event (the collapse of the space-time continuum), which was only prevented when, with some stellar quick thinking, they used duct tape to hold the continuum in place. The remaining chip in space-time is thought to be what enables the hypothesis to be proposed in the first place, its effects stretching back before its creation, altering space-time to fit it. It is also the hole out of which CEOs and world leaders crawled from the Dark Realm, which exists beyond our reality.		The hypothesis, unlike other hypotheses, cannot be invoked in the format '[surname] hypothesis', as both the name of the hypothesis and John John-Hypothesis's surname would become recursive and infinite, risking the fabric of the space-[[time]] continuum. This was outlawed in 1702, following an incident in which a researcher attempted to invoke the hypothesis in such an irresponsible manner, resulting in a near hyper-omnishambles-level event (the collapse of the space-time continuum), which was only prevented when, with some stellar quick thinking, they used duct tape to hold the continuum in place. The remaining chip in space-time is thought to be what enables the hypothesis to be proposed in the first place, its effects stretching back before its creation, altering space-time to fit it. It is also the hole out of which CEOs and world leaders crawled from the Dark Realm, which exists beyond our reality.