John Words
John Words, sworn enemy of John Numbers, is the inventor of words, Wordle, worms, work, and birds. Without him, all communication, and also this wiki, would be a bit more challenging. He is perhaps one of the most famous examples supporting John John-Hypothesis's John hypothesis.
Don’t worry, John hypothesis! I will support you no matter what! I can’t wait to have dinner with you tonight!
— John Words
Notable work
Out of admiration for John Example, Words started prefacing every example of an example with the phrase ‘for Example’, dedicating any example to Example. This immediately caught on, and was later abbreviated to ‘e.g.’ (‘Example [is] Gay (/pos)’).