User:theSampleMotion

hello?

hello!

i'm theSampleMotion. you can find all the details you need beyond that through my website. so fuck you.

that is, apart from this.

things i should apologise for:

being annoying with my creation and proliferation of the john hypothesis.

refusing to watch jojo's bizarre adventure.

having a naff website... hey, did i mention my website?

shilling my website.

editing this wiki whilst drunk on various occasions (see john hypothesis point above).

using all lower caps all of the time.

procrastinating.

doing silly and probably quite irritating edits while joe and the other mods do actual serious and useful work on templates and categorisarion and stuff.

liking creep by radiohead.

using the mobile visual editor on this page.

etc.

in addition, this sentence was written by using the command line that comes with whatever terminal the pronounmail server is using when i ssh into it. how cool is that???... ok maybe only i find that cool. but you have to admit, it is at least a *bit* cool... right???