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The first reference to the United States of America came in 1772, when during a session of the Continental Congress, George Washington said, "What are we, just a bunch of states in America? We should Unite! ANd become the ummmm the states in America United! No, the United American States. Hmmm... no, maybe the States' Union of America?" This carried on for some time until Benjamin Franklin, known as Big Benny Franks to his friends, interjected, saying, "We should call ourselves the Federated Republic of Benjaminfranklitopia," which was met with rousing approval from the other members of Congress. However, Washington disliked that idea, still trying to make the acronym thing happen, eventually landing on "United States of America" as an acceptable moniker, and the rest, as they say, is | The first reference to the United States of America came in 1772, when during a session of the Continental Congress, George Washington said, "What are we, just a bunch of states in America? We should Unite! ANd become the ummmm the states in America United! No, the United American States. Hmmm... no, maybe the States' Union of America?" This carried on for some time until Benjamin Franklin, known as Big Benny Franks to his friends, interjected, saying, "We should call ourselves the Federated Republic of Benjaminfranklitopia," which was met with rousing approval from the other members of Congress. However, Washington disliked that idea, still trying to make the acronym thing happen, eventually landing on "United States of America" as an acceptable moniker, and the rest, as they say, is | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
A bunch of fathers found it somewhere. | |||
== Geography == | == Geography == | ||
== Government and politics == | [[File:America Location Google Images.png|none|thumb|ahh! here]] | ||
== [[Twats|Government and politics]] == | |||
lol. lmao. | lol. lmao. | ||
== Economy == | == Economy == | ||
The way the economy works in the United States of America is that [[Capitalism|money is exchanged for goods and services]]. | |||
== Demographics == | == Demographics == | ||
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The United States exclusively houses people famous racist [[David Bowie]] is afraid of. | |||
== Culture and society == | == Culture and society == | ||
"Americans be eating cheesed burger." --orcpussy, [[Tumblr]] | "Americans be eating cheesed burger." --orcpussy, [[Tumblr]] | ||
Citizens of the United States believe that they live in the greatest country in the world and they go to great lengths to convince themselves and others that this is the case. A significant part of this effort is a total lack of knowledge about, interest in, or in some cases acknowledgement of, the other countries and peoples of the world. | Citizens of the United States believe that they live in [[Palau|the greatest country in the world]] and they go to great lengths to convince themselves and others that this is the case. A significant part of this effort is a total lack of knowledge about, interest in, or in some cases acknowledgement of, the other countries and peoples of the world. | ||
Americans are known to practice the ritual consumption of a substance known as "Burger" which, according to ancient legend, allows them to convene with the malevolent deity "Grimace". This is the only culture the United States has. Sad! | Americans are known to practice the ritual consumption of a substance known as "Burger" which, according to ancient legend, allows them to convene with the malevolent deity "Grimace". This is the only culture the United States has. Sad! | ||
[[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]] | [[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]] | ||