England
England is a country widely known for containing Matt Berry and being unable to score some fucking goals. Modern scholars have determined England to be terra nullius on account of everybody living there hating it to some degree.
North England
Known for being in Coronation Street.
Also known for having the worst fucking town on this planet (Blackpool).
Known for saying the word "Mahogany" at least three times a day.
 This is an article about the United Kingdom. We’re so sorry.
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