Wine

Red and white wine, served in cool glasses.

Wine is an alcoholic drink made from fermented fruit (typically grapes) which causes Linux users to enter a mental state that allows them to run Microsoft Windows applications in their mind.

Experience of consumption

I like drinking wine and man do i HAve some opinons so listen here.

I'm a little fed up cuz my roommates friend burned a fucking pizza in the oven and filled the whole dorm with some smoke so excues the following lanaguae!!!!! ALSO HE LEFT THE LIGHT ON AND WINDOW OOPEN IN THE KTICHEN I AM FED UP!!

OK; WINE IS BRILLIANT. WHO CAME UP WITH THAT. I think it was the greek cuz they made up a lot of stuff. Aristotles and shit. But you're the new aristotles. Make some shit up. Literally, they were not that special back then, they were just making shit up and shouting it from the balcony. You can do this too, twin, LIVE YOUR LIFE, YOU TOO CAN CREATE INCREDIBLE STUFF.!! Similar to how Im just shouting things into this wiki. Do stuff, be creative, whe are strang little creatres living on this rock with other even strangers little creatrues. Little critters. Lovely, love all of them.

Why the fuck is this the second image that comes up when you search for arkansaw.

ANYWAYS,WINE. Great stuff, give me more of it. The description says wine causes Linux users to enter some mental and state and yeah I use linux and I am in QUITE A FUCKING STATE. A great state. Great state of arkansa, here have an image too.

There's two flavours of wine, made forom two differnt coloured fruit. WHITE WINe is the one you should be drinking, its good. Red wine is the universally agreed upon to bne a BAD. DRINK. Why would you drink that, it looks like blood. TASTES LIKE IT TOO. I guess the other one looks like piss, yeah, but some people are into that so checkmate. Hah.

WAIT FUCK I FORGOT TO DESCRIBE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. I feel nice. I fell warm. Very cozy and warm. MAybe Il lgot to sleep cuz Im oh so sleepy. But yeah, I do feel pretty grea.t SO try it sometime, trust me, its better than to other drinks. Like wheat piss. Peple only pretend to like that one. Trust me, deep down they dont really like it cuz it actually tastes like piss. And yes I said people like that too but... You cant checkmate after already being checkmated. So fucking. yeah. Do fuck, see ya space cowboy. Love you all, Ill go to sleep. <3