Death

Death is the replacement of Live with Die, as dictated by its inventor, Leonard Hayflick. This is usually achieved externally, often via violence.

Some things cannot die, such as Linux, the legend of Walter the white, and iron ore.

Means of killing

• Lightning Blast (requires killer to be God or non-binary)
• Mind-induced Explosion
• Eating a single rotten grape
• Pipe bomb Mail Surprise
• Deprivation of Fun to the fullest extent, causing fatal sadness or boredom
• Booby trap Huge Nintendo DS falling onto you
• Small Nintendo DS exploding after being rigged with Bomb
• Pronounmail wiki laser beams
• Murder

Reasons for killing

• Fun
• Penis
• uhhhhh