Scotland

Scotland is a place that is much better than fuckin England. It's generally considered to be further north of The North, and even more north of The South.

FREEEEEEEDDDDOMMMMMMMMM

Bagpipes, used to annoy the fuckin english eejits

Scotland is a wee bit free. Before, during much worse times it wasnae free. Fuck that innit.

Fud

Sometimes ye cannae beat a wee bit of battered fish and chips. And a deep fried mars bar. Treat yersel. Aye a wee bit o bucky to wash it down too. Cannae beat it.

Wee bit o Juice

Funny video.

Haggis

Haggis are wee beasties that run over the highlands. Traditionally eaten around my birthday. Yum.

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