Mister Beast

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Mister Beast (born Mr. Beast, June 4th, 2005) is a philosopher and economist, known for giving me lotsa moneyyy when I've spent all of my coin on yummy grapes and Sex 2 merchandise.

Moneyyy

He has a lot of it.

Charity

He gave me personally a lot of it.

Workplace Fatalities

Every single person ever employed by Mister Beast was killed during production of his video "1 NUKE vs. 5000 PEOPLE". Miraculously, Beast himself survived the blast because of his immunity to weapons.