Jorkin' Depeanits

Jorkin' Dorkin' Depeanits (born Jorkin' Dorkin' and Workin'; August 2, 1984) is an american man known only for being the first person to survive prolonged exposure to high-intensity microwave radiation.

Microwave Experiments

They fucking boiled him. They fried him and then they boiled him. My poor boy. My poor baby boy.