Mines

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Mines were invented by the British in cooperation with Mojang (the company behind "Mines - The Game" or something like that, don't ask me) to make up for not having Mines to begin with.

some cunt

Job opportunities

Mines were used to provide jobs to Mine(/o)rs who were scraping by on food stamps before.

Merchandise

Mines introduced the first real life lootbox system.

Prizes include:

The children

They yearn for the mines.