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Latest revision as of 18:04, 15 May 2026
Mister Beast (born Mr. Beast, June 4th, 2005) is a philosopher and economist, known for giving me lotsa moneyyy when I've spent all of my coin on yummy grapes and Sex 2 merchandise.
Moneyyy
He has a lot of it.
Charity
He gave me personally a lot of it.
the Burger
The MrBeast burger tastes okay but it is the first burger you can legally have sex with. So that's kind of awesome.
Workplace Fatalities
Every single person ever employed by Mister Beast was killed during production of his video "1 NUKE vs. 5000 PEOPLE". Miraculously, Beast himself survived the blast because of his immunity to weapons. For this reason, it is thought that Beast comes from the Dark Realm, beyond the John hypothesis crack.