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"Americans be eating cheesed burger." --orcpussy, [[Tumblr]] | "Americans be eating cheesed burger." --orcpussy, [[Tumblr]] | ||
Citizens of the United States believe that they live in the greatest country in the world and they go to great lengths to convince themselves and others that this is the case. A significant part of this effort is a total lack of knowledge about, interest in, or in some cases acknowledgement of, the other countries and peoples of the world. | Citizens of the United States believe that they live in [[Palau|the greatest country in the world]] and they go to great lengths to convince themselves and others that this is the case. A significant part of this effort is a total lack of knowledge about, interest in, or in some cases acknowledgement of, the other countries and peoples of the world. | ||
Americans are known to practice the ritual consumption of a substance known as "Burger" which, according to ancient legend, allows them to convene with the malevolent deity "Grimace". This is the only culture the United States has. Sad! | Americans are known to practice the ritual consumption of a substance known as "Burger" which, according to ancient legend, allows them to convene with the malevolent deity "Grimace". This is the only culture the United States has. Sad! | ||
[[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]] | [[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]] | ||