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* Ask [[Apple|Steve Jobs]], keeper of jobs
* Ask [[Apple|Steve Jobs]], keeper of jobs
* Sign up to Indeed.com and respond to every listing with something along the lines of "hmm..... indeed........"
* Sign up to Indeed.com and respond to every listing with something along the lines of "hmm..... indeed........"
* Kill someone wealthy (preferably an fossil fuel executive, but anyone with a net worth over £1b will do in a pinch) and absorb their skills and jobs
* [[wikipedia:The_Santa_Clause|Kill someone wealthy (preferably an fossil fuel executive, but anyone with a net worth over £1b will do in a pinch) and absorb their skills and jobs]]
* If you don't have very much money, you could purchase a cheap knockoff job from AliExpress
* If you don't have very much money, you could purchase a cheap knockoff job from AliExpress
* Start a business and then offer yourself a job
* Start a business and then offer yourself a job

Latest revision as of 17:35, 12 February 2025

Working is a thing you do when you need money or a greater sense of purpose in life. Some people reportedly enjoy their jobs. That's so sad.

Work Ethic

All Work is Unethical

List of Occasions where it would be Considered inappropriate to work

  • When at a funeral or birthday
  • When Jorking It
  • When you are a printer

Tips for landing a Job