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Infohazards are hazardous informations which make your brain go oogh owgh ugh oogh.
List of Infohazards
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pronounmail the wiki () is committed to maintaining a workplace free from hazardous memetic content. We hope these tips will engender a safer, happier, healthier working environment.
1. Don't think.
Thinking has been shown to be the #1 cause of death. Can you think of a death not caused by thinking? Trick question— don't.
"If you think about it," - words of a hazardous cretin who LIVES in the PIT now. Um, yeah, you're welcome.
2. Examples of Infohazards
Though we won't name any infohazards directly, we can share some common types of infohazards so you know what to avoid:
• Games
• James
• Internet
• The Hole
• Nickleback the band
• Itemized Lists
• Most American cultural touchstones
• Historical
• Clerical
• Errant
• The One That Kills You
• Fluids
3. Philosophy
If you think hard enough, you can stop thinking. There are two primary strategies for this: 1. Extensive philosophical inquiry; 2. meow meow meow. mew meow mrrrow meow! mow mow mee-ow. mrr? mow!
3. SDMITDAFSAUYCCDTAISIBPSTAINOFJTMNWDYDTFYSUAR
If it is too late, and you have already thought of an infohazard, remember this simple acronym: Stop, Drop, Make It Bounce, Do A Flip, Stop Again, Use Your Cyanide Capsule, Don't Think About It, Stop It, Bad Puppy, Stop Thinking About It, No, Okay, Fine Just Tell Me, NO WHY DID YOU DO THAT, FUCK, YOU'VE SCREWED US ALL, Roll.
The Game
You just lost it.