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Mines were invented by the [[England|British]] in cooperation with Mojang (the company behind "Mines - The Game" or something like that, don't ask [[Methamphetamine|me]]) to make up for not having Mines to begin with. | '''Mines''' were invented by the [[England|British]] in cooperation with Mojang (the company behind "Mines - The Game" or something like that, don't ask [[Methamphetamine|me]]) to make up for not having Mines to begin with. | ||
== Job opportunities == | == Job opportunities == | ||
Mines were used to provide jobs to Mine(/o)rs who were scraping by on [[Apple|food]] stamps before. | Mines were used to provide [[Work|jobs]] to Mine(/o)rs who were scraping by on [[Apple|food]] stamps before. | ||
== Merchandise == | == Merchandise == | ||
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Mines introduced the first real life lootbox system. | Mines introduced the first real life lootbox system. | ||
Prizes include: | |||
* Iron ore | * [[Iron ore]] | ||
* [[Weed Mario|Getting stoned]] | * [[Weed Mario|Getting stoned]] | ||
* Mini cooper ore | * Mini cooper ore | ||
* [[Your mom]] | * [[your mum|Your mom]] | ||
* [[Killing|Death]] | * [[Killing|Death]] | ||
* Poor [[dental hygiene]] | * Poor [[dental hygiene]] | ||
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== The children == | == The children == | ||
[[They]] | [[They]] yearn for [[the]] mines. | ||
Latest revision as of 21:37, 17 August 2025
Mines were invented by the British in cooperation with Mojang (the company behind "Mines - The Game" or something like that, don't ask me) to make up for not having Mines to begin with.
Job opportunities
Mines were used to provide jobs to Mine(/o)rs who were scraping by on food stamps before.
Merchandise
Mines introduced the first real life lootbox system.
Prizes include:
- Iron ore
- Getting stoned
- Mini cooper ore
- Your mom
- Death
- Poor dental hygiene
- Gold