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'''Great Britain''' (also known as ''Not so Great but Still Pretty Alright Britain'', or simply as ''Normal Island'') is a silly location in the North Atlantic Ocean off the north-west coast of continental [[Europe]]. It has been alleged to consist of the countries Scotland, Wales, Cornwall, Greater London, Rutland, and [[England]], but the latter is now widely agreed to be some manner of mass delusion.

'''Great Britain''' (also known as ''Not so Great but Still Pretty Alright Britain'', or simply as ''Normal Island'') is a silly location in the North Atlantic Ocean off the north-west coast of continental [[Europe]]. It has been alleged to consist of the countries [[Scotland]], Wales, Cornwall, Greater London, Lesser London, [[NL:Rutten|Rutland]], and [[England]], but the latter is now widely agreed to be some manner of mass delusion.

Great Britain, the island of Ireland, and some assorted islands no one cares about are collectively known as Those Islands. [[Twats|Some people]] may refer to them as the British Isles.

== Toponymy ==

The earliest known name for Great Britain is Albion. The oldest mention of terms related to Great Britain was by [[Aristotle]] or possibly by [[Aristotle|Gay Aristotle]]. To quote his works: "Albion top of your mom tonight. Ohhhhh! Get rekt."

== History ==

[[God]] created Britain as a sort of joke to play on mankind.

The oldest evidence for archaic humans in Britain are primitive stone tools found in Norfolk, which are of course still used by Norfolk's current inhabitants.

== Environment ==

Great Britain is famous for its dark, cold, and rainy weather. This has led to the common misconception that [[The Sun|the sun]] never shines on Great Britain. In fact, it is possible for the island and its inhabitants to experience sunny weather; however, this may only occur when such conditions would be least convenient for everybody.

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-'''Great Britain''' (also known as ''Not so Great but Still Pretty Alright Britain'', or simply as ''Normal Island'') is a silly location in the North Atlantic Ocean off the north-west coast of continental [[Europe]]. It has been alleged to consist of the countries Scotland, Wales, Cornwall, Greater London, Rutland, and [[England]], but the latter is now widely agreed to be some manner of mass delusion.
+'''Great Britain''' (also known as ''Not so Great but Still Pretty Alright Britain'', or simply as ''Normal Island'') is a silly location in the North Atlantic Ocean off the north-west coast of continental [[Europe]]. It has been alleged to consist of the countries [[Scotland]], Wales, Cornwall, Greater London, Lesser London, [[NL:Rutten|Rutland]], and [[England]], but the latter is now widely agreed to be some manner of mass delusion.
 Great Britain, the island of Ireland, and some assorted islands no one cares about are collectively known as Those Islands. [[Twats|Some people]] may refer to them as the British Isles.
 == Toponymy ==
 The earliest known name for Great Britain is Albion. The oldest mention of terms related to Great Britain was by [[Aristotle]] or possibly by [[Aristotle|Gay Aristotle]]. To quote his works: "Albion top of your mom tonight. Ohhhhh! Get rekt."
 == History ==
 [[God]] created Britain as a sort of joke to play on mankind.
 The oldest evidence for archaic humans in Britain are primitive stone tools found in Norfolk, which are of course still used by Norfolk's current inhabitants.
+== Environment ==
+Great Britain is famous for its dark, cold, and rainy weather. This has led to the common misconception that [[The Sun|the sun]] never shines on Great Britain. In fact, it is possible for the island and its inhabitants to experience sunny weather; however, this may only occur when such conditions would be least convenient for everybody.
+{{UK}}
 [[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]]