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Latest revision as of 21:37, 17 August 2025
Mines were invented by the British in cooperation with Mojang (the company behind "Mines - The Game" or something like that, don't ask me) to make up for not having Mines to begin with.
Job opportunities
Mines were used to provide jobs to Mine(/o)rs who were scraping by on food stamps before.
Merchandise
Mines introduced the first real life lootbox system.
Prizes include:
- Iron ore
- Getting stoned
- Mini cooper ore
- Your mom
- Death
- Poor dental hygiene
- Gold