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'''Mister Beast''' (born '''Mr. Beast''', June 4th, 2005) is a philosopher and economist, known for giving me lotsa [[Money|moneyyy]] when I've spent all of my coin on yummy [[Grape|grapes]] and [[Sex 2]] merchandise. | '''Mister Beast''' (born '''Mr. Beast''', June 4th, 2005) is a [[YouTube|philosopher]] and [[Capitalism|economist]], known for giving me lotsa [[Money|moneyyy]] when I've spent all of my coin on yummy [[Grape|grapes]] and [[Sex 2]] merchandise. | ||
== Moneyyy == | == Moneyyy == | ||
Revision as of 21:28, 28 July 2025
Mister Beast (born Mr. Beast, June 4th, 2005) is a philosopher and economist, known for giving me lotsa moneyyy when I've spent all of my coin on yummy grapes and Sex 2 merchandise.
Moneyyy
He has a lot of it.
Charity
He gave me personally a lot of it.
Workplace Fatalities
Every single person ever employed by Mister Beast was killed during production of his video "1 NUKE vs. 5000 PEOPLE". Miraculously, Beast himself survived the blast because of his immunity to weapons. For this reason, it is thought that Beast comes from the Dark Realm, beyond the John hypothesis crack.