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Created page with "'''Work'''ing is a thing you do when you need money or a greater sense of purpose in life. Some people reportedly enjoy their jobs. That's so sad. == Work Ethic == All Work is Unethical == List of Occasions where it would be Considered inappropriate to work == * When at a funeral or birthday * When Jorking It * When you are a printer" |
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* When [[Jorkin' Depeanits|Jorking It]] | * When [[Jorkin' Depeanits|Jorking It]] | ||
* When you are a printer | * When you are a printer | ||
== Tips for landing a Job == | |||
* Ask [[Apple|Steve Jobs]], keeper of jobs | |||
* Sign up to Indeed.com and respond to every listing with something along the lines of "hmm..... indeed........" | |||
* [[wikipedia:The_Santa_Clause|Kill someone wealthy (preferably an fossil fuel executive, but anyone with a net worth over £1b will do in a pinch) and absorb their skills and jobs]] | |||
* If you don't have very much money, you could purchase a cheap knockoff job from AliExpress | |||
* Start a business and then offer yourself a job | |||
* Nepotism | |||
* Nepaltism (go to Nepal and ask for a job there) | |||
* Transform an everyday household object into a job using a [[Magics|spell or potion]] | |||
* Go to a [[Forest]] with a large Job population and set up three or more traps | |||
* Take over the mind of whoever is interviewing you and convince them that Weezer's latest output has actually been pretty good | |||
