Toast
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Toast is like if bread was crunchy.
Invention
Toast was invented in 1893 by James Toaster to sell more Toasters. It was a huge success and caught on all across the industrialised world and probably even the unindustrialised world too, even though they didn't have any Toasters over there yet.
Flavours of Toast
There are at least two flavours of Toast. They are:
- Normal Toast
- Spicy Toast
Crunchiness
The most distinctive feature of Toast is its crunchiness. This delicious texture is exactly what James Toaster endeavoured to perfect when he invented the Toaster in 1893. Wait, no, he invented Toast in 1893. My bad.
Toast scores an average of 9.4 on the Bread Crunchiness Index.