Sticky Keys

Sticky Keys is a computer accessibility feature and textural alteration that can be performed with a simple ritual. Activating this feature renders the user's keyboard permanently covered in a sticky celestial ectoplasm.

Activation Ritual

On Windows, Sticky Keys can be activated through prayer, or by spelling out the phrase "Sticky Keys" in Morse Code with the Shift key. Spelling mistakes are handled permissibly and in most cases, 6 presses of the key is more than sufficient to complete the ritual.

Dark Magic

In previous versions of Windows, moving other executable files in place of the Sticky Keys executable could allow the user to launch arbitrary programs with system privileges from the logon screen. Hopefully they've fixed it now but you never know.