Frutiger Aero

"What is even the point of having a Computer if you don't want to reach inside the screen, grisp the UI with your grubby paws, and lick it??" In 2001, one hundred corporate executives gathered together at a ski resort and did so much cocaine that they asked that very question for the first time. The result was a computing-experience so delectably piquant that it's etched itself onto the minds of millions.

The Flattening

In version 1.13, they killed off Aero made everything flat. This was called The Flattening. Things stayed that way until someone dug up a grave and boiled the remains into a suspicious stew.