Chronic Pain

Chronic Pain is a punishment given out by God to anyone who gets just a little too silly with it.

Why

Probably not because of the plastic. At least I don't think it's because of the plastic. Best not to look into it if you ask me.

Treatment

Like most problems, chronic pain can be solved with a subscription service. See Painkillers for more information. If that doesn't work, try making art. It may not help but it's still worth doing.

Plastic

According to many trusted and beloved sources, microplastics have been linked to chronic pain, especially the kind that makes you trust plastics a lot more than the average person.