Milkshake

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A milkshake (sometimes simply called a shakey) is a commonly too-sweet beverage made by blending milm, ice creac, and flavor (such as delicious fruits yummy!!) into a thick, sweswe, cold mimture.

Dog girl preparing a lovely milky shake, as exclaimed on Discord

Process

While making a milkshake, you're allowed to emit various loud noises related to the shaking process, such as:

• "shaky shaky"
• "shakashakashaka"
• "i'm over here shaking my milk rn i got strawberries on my milk right now i'm thirsty as heck man i'm a drinker man like for real"

Complications

The consumption of milkshakes tends to bring catastrophic effects to people. The cause is unstudied because there is no university study called Milkshake Studies. But either way people die when they drink a milkshake.