Jorbin Bider

Joseph “Jorbin It” Bider probably doesn’t know how to play tarocchini, even though he’s had 82 years to learn. In fact, he’d probably think it’s some sort of pasta dish. So much for our supposed meritocracy.

Famous Quotes

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— Joe Schmoe

Infamous Quotes

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— Joeb Ident

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The word "Joever", often used as a solemn declaration of a severe recognition of solemn failure, is often attributed to John Bilgeman. However, this is not fully true. In fact, the full quote reads (or hears) thusly: "It ain't Joever; it's only just Jegun". This was initially spoken when he appeared to be losing a fight against the Accursèd Pasty-Pilfering Pigeon of Penzance with a wet flannel; after his declaration, he managed to absolutely clobber the little prick, causing it to fall to the ground, where it met its end under the wheels of a Ford Ka.

Sources vary wildly on whether or not this fight actually occurred.