List of Platforms that pronounmail.com has Outlived

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Pronounmail.com was created on August the Somethingth of 2023. Because our servers have the mandate of heaven, we have outlived a large number of weaker platforms. We will inevitably meet the same fate at some point, but don't worry about that right now.

  • Twitter (2006–2023)—Rebranded by worlds most divorced man
  • "X" (2023–2025 (speculative))—Closed after 360 kg of human waste was dumped on its chairman, killing him instantly.
  • Instagram/Facebook/Threads etc. (2004–2025 (speculative))—Made rightwing by world's second most divorced man
  • Cohost (2022–2024 (well, technically 2025))—Died as it lived, with many drop shadows.
  • Most series on Netflix
  • Numerous Google products[1]
    • Google Domains (2014–2023)
    • Google Podcasts (2018–2024)
    • Somehow not Blogger (yet)
  • Countless Mastodon instances
  • The Nintendo Network (2012–2024)
  • Omegle (2009–2024)
  • Henry Kissinger (1923–2023)
  • Netflix DVD-by-mail service (2007-2023)
  • Brian Thompson (1974–2024)
  • David Lynch (1946–2025) (rest in peace)
  • Advanced Data Protection on iCloud if you live in the United Kingdom (2022–2025)
photo of pronounmail.com as it outlives