Kissing

Kissing is sticky but people still do it

How To Kiss

To kiss, follow the following simple intructions:

1. Open your mouth.
2. Close your mouth, to ensure that functionality persists.
3. Tap a resinuous tree (also known as a conifer) and extract at least 1 british pound (also known as a kilo) of resin. DO NOT tap a deciduous tree, you WILL extract something but it WILL NOT be kissing glue.
4. Find another mouth and share in bountiful consent.
5. Dunk both mouths in the kissing glue.
6. Gently join the mouths at the seam.
7. You are one now. There is no going back.
8. You did it

Reasons To Kiss

1. It is quite sticky.

Sometimes people kiss because they say they are in a relationship and someone says uh-uh then prove it and then the people have to do a kiss to prove it. This is why you should always have proper legal documentation of your relationship status on hand, as well as your kissing license.

Kissing In Culture

There are many songs about kissing.

Kissing is the origin of babies and syphilis.

Controversies

Despite popular belief, Katy Perry did not in fact kiss a girl.

Quotes

• "Please do not" - the pope

Consequences

the sinner hole.

stickiness.