France
France is allegedly a country.
History
The people who lived in what would eventually become France were first known as Gauls, who invented the gaulbladder. Then, Romans, then, Franks. Today they are known as jerks (French: ‘jerque’ /ʒɛʁk/). Charlemagne was a massive jerk. So was William the Conqueror. So was Louis XIV. So was Napoleon[1]. Charles de Gaulle was not a massive jerk. This is why there's an airport named after him
- ↑ Contrary to popular belief that he was a small jerk.