Bread Crunchiness Index
The Bread Crunchiness Index is a thing I made up just now for measuring how crunchy different types of bread can be.
Scale
The Bread Crunchiness Index lies on a scale of 1-10. It can go over that, but if something is crunchier than a 10 it isn't bread anymore.
Toast has a Bread Crunchiness Index of 9.4, making it a very crunchy type of bread.
Normal bread can have a crunchiness ranging anywhere from 3 to 7, depending on how fresh it is. Extremely stale bread might have a crunchiness of 8.
The item with the lowest Bread Crunchiness Index is wet slop, coming in just below porridge with a rating of 0.2.