Hp

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hp is a sauce sold and consumed in Great Britain. DISPLAYTITLE

Best looking food in England

In culture

HP Sauce has been seen for centuries as a symbol of vitality, being consumed after each day of the Fortnight of Correction festival. This association was thought to have originated in the Before Times, with the letters "HP" often representing this concept in their Device Worlds[1]. One can only assume that pre-history was littered with great heroes whose floors were littered with bottles of brown sauce.

  1. Bureau of Pre-Affairs (749 CD). Decipherments LXVII. pp. 201-245.

Saucentific status

Intuitively, HP appears to be some type of brown sauce, but due to its cultural associations, the saucological community consider it its own entity. As it stands, they are split on whether to officially declare it as a sauce. Rumour has it that the infamous Daddies Favourite lobby has infiltrated key saucentific organisations, tightening their iron and slightly tangy grip on the concept of brown sauce.