Sauce

A sauce is like a food but more liquid. Or, to put it the same way, it's like liquid but it's food.

Sauces were invented by John Sauce in the year 4 billion after God dared him to make something that defied the existing boundaries of food. Or at least that's what God said later on, when Sauce became a huge success. They probably just did it for a laugh. I imagine it gets boring up there, outside reality.

Types of sauce

The Pronounmail The Wiki Guidelines state that you should cite your sauces, so here are all the sauces. There are no others.

• Bechamel sauce
• Cheese sauce
• Tomato ketchup
• Brown sauce
• Barbecue sauce
• Of or relating to a river, perhaps the Nile or other such flowing body of water whose origin is known by a similar name to the title of this page, thus creating by their inclusion a very precedented level of hilarity upon this most illustrious and varied platform and sacred temple of all knowledge, whose users run through it much like a river, though the origin of these users beéth both diverse and manifold, perhaps suggesting that this great Ark against the floods of misinformation could better be described as an ocean, ironically enough considering the metaphor posed previously in this sentence, which, with its needless length and meandering nature, may itself be akin to a river, though the purpose of this sentence was not to create such an impression but in fact to cause a similar level of joviality and humour as was seen in the name similarity event prior in this sentence, which at this point in reading it must feel as the last age feels to ours, or indeed as ours may feel to the next, such be the ever-flowing nature of time, which itself may be comparable to a river, and indeed, as it is liquid and solid simultaneously, a sauce.
• Beer (a pint of which is owed to anyone who read that whole sentence)
• Garlic sauce
• Mayonnaise sauce
• Garlic mayonnaise sauce
• Tartare sauce
• Mustard sauce
• Cum (all variants) sauce
• Raw sauce
• Gravy (also known as joux) sauce

Untypes of sauce

These variants of sauce have been deemed too powerful for consumption or possession by any living beings, according to the Global Sauce Alliance. So, don't.

• Unsauce
• Default_sauce
• Sauce 2
• Saucn't
• Time sauce
• (null) sauce
• "lemon" mixed with "milk" ;) sauce
• Tar sauce
• THE BLESSED OMNISAUCE

THE BLESSED OMNISAUCE

HOW DO MAKE THE OMNI SAUCE

ONE ZILLION PARTS ALL SAUCES

ONE SQUILLION PARTS MORE

ONE BAJILLION TIMES THE PARTS

REPEAT ONE WILLIAM TIMES

ALL OF SAUCES THEN ALL OF THEM AGAIN AND THEN ALL OF MORE OF ALL OF THEM

THE CONCEPT OF SAUCE

THE CONCEPT OF ALL

YOUR SOUL

AN ANCHOVY

MADNESS

SALT AND PEPPER TO TASTE

PUT INTO A B OWL

STIR WITH A SPOON

KILL FOOD

KILL FOOD

KILL FOOD

KILL FOOD

DEATH TO ALL FOOD

ONLY OMNISAUCE