Great Britain

Great Britain (also known simply as Normal Island) is an island in the North Atlantic Ocean off the north-west coast of continental Europe. It has been alleged to consist of the countries Scotland, Wales, Cornwall, and England, but the latter of the four is now widely agreed to be some manner of mass delusion.

Great Britain, the island of Ireland, and some assorted islands no one cares about are collectively known as Those Islands. Some people may refer to them as the British Isles.

Toponymy

The earliest known name for Great Britain is Albion. The oldest mention of terms related to Great Britain was by Aristotle or possibly by Gay Aristotle. To quote his works: "Albion top of your mom tonight. Ohhhhh! Get rekt."

History

God created Britain as a sort of joke to play on mankind.

The oldest evidence for archaic humans in Britain are primitive stone tools found in Norfolk, which are of course still used by Norfolk's current inhabitants.