Affinity Photo
Affinity Photo is a photography application which can be downloaded from the pirate bay.com. Most images were created here.
Features
Destructive Editing
Tools such as the hammer, the cool laser, the bitey chainsaw and the humble bomb, images can be manipulated to look destroyed. Many long-believed-to-be-real "photos" of old castle ruins were actually manipulated using these destructive techniques to create the effect. In the real world, buildings fizzle out once destroyed to save GPU resources.
Non-Destructive Editing
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Making Photos
To create a photo, first add a photo. Then, click on the Filters tab at the top of the Affinity Photo editor. Scroll down to 'Distort' and select 'Polar To Rectangular'. Now repeatedly press cntrl+alt+f until you see god. If you've got enough practice, you can even skip the first step by adding your own shapes with the pen or gradient tool.
Version History
Much like Jesus, Affinity Photo 1 has a sequel, called two.
Alternatives
- ImageMagick
- Adobe (earthen building material)
- Pen and paper
- leaving the images unedited, just the way you took them (a technique known as 「God's Intention 」)