Frutiger Aero

Frutiger Aero was invented by the Nestle Corporation for use in Airports, which became irrelevant after they hit the towers.

"What is even the point of having a Computer if you don't want to reach inside the screen, grisp the UI with your grubby paws, and lick it??" In 2001, one hundred corporate executives gathered together at a ski resort and did so much cocaine that they asked that very question for the first time. The result was a computing-experience so delectably piquant that it's etched itself onto the minds of millions.

The Flattening

In version 1.13, they killed off Aero made everything flat. This was called The Flattening. Things stayed that way until someone dug up a grave and boiled the remains into a suspicious stew.

Okay so

Whenever something Fruitiger Aero pops up everyone's like wow this is the future that was promised to us Motherfucker the 2000s were a time where, very famously, nothing was promised to anyone. This visual style started and ended during the Bush presidency. You were not promised shit!!! You are dumb as hell if you thought anything good was going to come out of the developments of this period!! Anyway I grew up on Windows 8.1 so I think all versions of Windows prior and since look UGLY and DEVOID OF PERSONALITY and STOP calling anything that isn't Windows Vista or 7 "Frutiger Aero" Because they are Not Aero and almost certainly not using Frutiger or one of its one trillion knockoffs. This is Leah by the way

One Exception

The Ford 021C looks cool but if I saw it in real life I think it would give me a tummy ache