Jorbin Bider

Joseph “Jorbin It” Bider probably doesn’t know how to play tarocchini, even though he’s had 82 years to learn. In fact, he’d probably think it’s some sort of pasta dish. So much for our supposed meritocracy.

Famous Quotes

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— Joe Schmoe

Infamous Quotes

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— Joeb Ident

[i wanted a separate section for this but idk how to make one in the mobile visual editor !!!]

The word "Joever", often used as a solemn declaration of a severe recognition of solemn failure, is often attributed to John Bilgeman. However, this is not fully true. In fact, the full quote reads (or hears) thusly: "It ain't Joever; it's only just Jegun". This was initially spoken when he appeared to be losing a fight against the Accursèd Pasty-Pilfering Pigeonzance with a wet flannel