Horse

Everyone can see what a horse is, but everyone can't feel what a horse is.

He is running. Perhaps he runs from his sins? ^{we may never know}

Leading A Horse to Water

Horses need a lot of water. You can lead a horse to water by taking advantage of public transit and a dowsing rod.

Making It Drink

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Looking A Horse In The Mouth

The results of this vary significally depending on the horse's origin (horigin).

Normal Horse

Horse... is this! The horses are all like this. The horse goes like this. So, the horse's like this, the normal horse is like this! THAT'S the normal horse!

Gift Horse

Woah there buckaroo! Let's reign it in. Looking into the mouth of a Gift Horse is nothing to sneeze at. That might be a bit above your pay-grade, kiddo.

Powerful Horse

my horse is an awesome horse

Download-A-Horse (You Would Not)

If you download a horse and the police aren't around to hear it, did it make a sound? No? Wrong. That horse made 30 minutes of stereo uncompressed 44.1kHz audio, now available on Horse MiniDisc.

My Little Horse®

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