Dave Matthews Band incident

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In 2004, the Dave Matthews Band purposefully dumped approximately two thousand kilogrammes of human waste onto a boat carrying their fans, killing all of them.

Thanks to the John hypothesis crack, this waste also fell through time and began World War I.

Jokes

The shit hit the fans.