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== History ==
== History ==
Nobody is quite sure where the first ThinkPads came from, though some speculate that they materialized through shier necessity.
Nobody is quite sure where the first ThinkPads came from, though some speculate that they materialized through sheer necessity.


Leading scientists and theologians believe that [[God]] used a T20 to look up what comes after Friday.
Leading scientists and theologians believe that [[God]] used a T20 to look up what comes after Friday.


== Durability ==
== Durability ==
As your bones are turned to dust by the the thermonuclear warhead detonating somewhere close to the graveyard you call your last home, the ThinkPad stashed away in a basement lives on. Its batteries losing charge at a rate measured in decades, not years and its internal disk forever savoring the AWS-keys and unfinished side-projects stored on it.
As your bones are turned to dust by the the thermonuclear warhead detonating somewhere close to the graveyard you call your last home, the ThinkPad stashed away in a basement lives on, its batteries losing charge at a rate measured in decades, not years, and its internal disk forever savoring the AWS-keys and unfinished side-projects stored on it.


== The Thlit ==
== The Thlit ==
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Revision as of 21:46, 24 November 2025

ThinkPads are the last Computer you'll ever need. Chances are the infrastructure you're using to access this page was either built on a ThinkPad or is running on one.

History

Nobody is quite sure where the first ThinkPads came from, though some speculate that they materialized through sheer necessity.

Leading scientists and theologians believe that God used a T20 to look up what comes after Friday.

Durability

As your bones are turned to dust by the the thermonuclear warhead detonating somewhere close to the graveyard you call your last home, the ThinkPad stashed away in a basement lives on, its batteries losing charge at a rate measured in decades, not years, and its internal disk forever savoring the AWS-keys and unfinished side-projects stored on it.

The Thlit