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== What ==

Among Us was a game where you played as the Sussy Baka Impostor or the Fearful Uwu Innocent, and you respectively had to kill or avoid being killed. In a break with a long-standing tradition set by Rolox Murder Mystery 2, there was no Detective role, causing a shockwave in the gamedev world equialent to that of a poodle ~~jumping~~ into the Irish Sea.

Among Us was a game where you played as the Sussy

Baka Impostor or the Fearful Uwu Innocent, and you respectively had to kill or avoid being killed.

In a break with a long-standing tradition set by Rolox Murder Mystery 2, there was no Detective role,

causing a shockwave in the gamedev world equialent to that of a poodle umping into the Irish Sea.

== How ==

Like most games about murder, it became infinitely popular at all points in time simultaneously, because of some [[Quantum Physics|physics bullshit or something]]. ~~Unfortunately~~, due to the exact same physics bullshit, this was not sustainable for an object of linear time, limited as it was by cause and effect (unlike noted hyper-success Minecraft), thus, in around September 2023, its [[Dr. House|wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey]] influence collapsed, being left to rot in the memories of those such as me who reckon with their adulthood on a daily basis.

Like most games about murder, it became infinitely

popular at all points in time simultaneously, because of some [[Quantum Physics|physics bullshit or something]]. Un-

fortunately, due to the exact same physics bullshit, this was not sustainable for an object of linear time, limited

as it was by cause and effect (unlike noted hyper-success Minecraft), thus, in around September 2023, its

[[Dr. House|wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey]] influence collapsed, being left to rot in the memories of those such as me who

reckon with their adulthood on a daily basis. It truly is a marker of decay for my generation, as One Week

was for my ancestors, known in legend as the Millennials, or perhaps as "The Avocado Folks".

== Why ==

idk i guess it's kinda a good idea

idk i guess it's kinda a good idea. game design isn't my area but

i liked it when i had friends to play it with... but that was such a

long time ago... where are they now? all i have is my 20 years.

== Controversies ==

Gaming is for [[Special:Users|Fucking Nerds]]

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 == What ==
-Among Us was a game where you played as the Sussy Baka Impostor or the Fearful Uwu Innocent, and you respectively had to kill or avoid being killed. In a break with a long-standing tradition set by Rolox Murder Mystery 2, there was no Detective role, causing a shockwave in the gamedev world equialent to that of a poodle jumping into the Irish Sea.
+Among Us was a game where you played as the Sussy
+Baka Impostor or the Fearful Uwu Innocent, and you respectively had to kill or avoid being killed.
+In a break with a long-standing tradition set by Rolox Murder Mystery 2, there was no Detective role,
+causing a shockwave in the gamedev world equialent to that of a poodle umping into the Irish Sea.
 == How ==
-Like most games about murder, it became infinitely popular at all points in time simultaneously, because of some [[Quantum Physics|physics bullshit or something]]. Unfortunately, due to the exact same physics bullshit, this was not sustainable for an object of linear time, limited as it was by cause and effect (unlike noted hyper-success Minecraft), thus, in around September 2023, its [[Dr. House|wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey]] influence collapsed, being left to rot in the memories of those such as me who reckon with their adulthood on a daily basis.
+Like most games about murder, it became infinitely
+popular at all points in time simultaneously, because of some [[Quantum Physics|physics bullshit or something]]. Un-
+fortunately, due to the exact same physics bullshit, this was not sustainable for an object of linear time, limited
+as it was by cause and effect (unlike noted hyper-success Minecraft), thus, in around September 2023, its
+[[Dr. House|wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey]] influence collapsed, being left to rot in the memories of those such as me who
+reckon with their adulthood on a daily basis. It truly is a marker of decay for my generation, as One Week
+was for my ancestors, known in legend as the Millennials, or perhaps as "The Avocado Folks".
 == Why ==
-idk i guess it's kinda a good idea
+idk i guess it's kinda a good idea.                                                game design isn't my area but
+i liked it when i had friends to play                                               it with... but that was such a
+long time ago... where are they                                                   now? all i have is my 20 years.
 == Controversies ==
 Gaming is for [[Special:Users|Fucking Nerds]]