Specific

When you go into more detail

Ocean

The Specific Ocean is the biggest ocean ever, even bigger than all of Derbyshire, and is named such as a joke because it is not located at a singular specific point. It is thought that the Specific was the first ocean ever encountered by John Oceans and his Famous Eleven on their quest to discover all the oceans and how they worked, hence it is named after a trait common to all oceans. Oceans believed this to be unique to it alone at the time, but has been utterly vapourised by hindsight. His dusty remains sit in righteous indignation in a jar on the mantle of the 4th Grand Dutchess of Weschestergloucestercestercastershire-on-Trent.

Often, even in official documentation, it is incorrectly named the Pacific Ocean. This is obviously a plot by the Woke Mind Virus to enact their grand plan of killing your children by renaming all the oceans because uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh