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{{See also|Margaret Thatcher}}'''Piss''', also known as '''Pee''', also known as '''Urine''', also known as '''Epic Yellow''', is an awesome bodily fluid that is most often wasted down the drain. | {{See also|Margaret Thatcher}}'''Piss''', also known as '''Pee''', also known as '''Urine''', also known as '''Epic Yellow''', is an awesome bodily fluid that is most often wasted down the drain. | ||
== Saucentific debate surrounding Piss == | |||
Beginning around the 450th century BCE, some people within the Global Sauce Alliance believed Piss to be a type of [[sauce]]. This prompted the formation of two factions within the organisation, and the ferocity of their debates led to a one-minute nuclear war, after which both sides concluded that they couldn't be arsed. However, the extremist wing of the pro-piss-sauce faction decided that if piss couldn't be a sauce, they ought to eliminate food, and devised a plan to do so, culminating in the creation of the concept of the Omnisauce, a sauce that tastes like everything that everyone can have all of the time that would end the culinary arts as we know them. Confusingly, the Omnisauce does not contain piss. | |||
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Revision as of 17:21, 14 September 2025
Piss, also known as Pee, also known as Urine, also known as Epic Yellow, is an awesome bodily fluid that is most often wasted down the drain.
Saucentific debate surrounding Piss
Beginning around the 450th century BCE, some people within the Global Sauce Alliance believed Piss to be a type of sauce. This prompted the formation of two factions within the organisation, and the ferocity of their debates led to a one-minute nuclear war, after which both sides concluded that they couldn't be arsed. However, the extremist wing of the pro-piss-sauce faction decided that if piss couldn't be a sauce, they ought to eliminate food, and devised a plan to do so, culminating in the creation of the concept of the Omnisauce, a sauce that tastes like everything that everyone can have all of the time that would end the culinary arts as we know them. Confusingly, the Omnisauce does not contain piss.
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