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Charlemagne was a massive jerk. So was William the Conqueror. So was Louis XIV. So was Napoleon<ref>Contrary to popular belief that he was a small jerk.</ref>. Charles de Gaulle was not a massive [[Jorkin' Depeanits|jerk]]. This is why he became an airport.

== Revolutions ==

France is best known for its numerous revolutions. In fact, the hit game series ''[[Dance]] [[Dance]] Revolution'' was inspired by an earlier game, ''France France Revolution'', in which players moved their feet onto four pads which would release [[Guillotine|guillotines]] onto aristocrats which passed through. The aim was to time the drops of the blades such that they lined up with their necks, beheading as much of the aristocracy as possible in a set duration.

<references />~~'''Spin-offs'''~~

In 1524, the production staff behind France decided to start a spin-off based in North America, despite the fact that there were already people there. ~~This made them rightly angry~~, ~~and still does, as it should~~. It was initially known as "Can-Do", possibly thanks to the "can-do" attitude of the colonists, though perhaps more accurately as a reflection of the "we can do what the fuck we want" attitude of the producers. However, ~~the British decided to poke fun at the name~~, ~~adopting a mock-French accent and pronouncing~~ it "Canada". By the time it decided to break off from the direction of the French production staff in 1867, the name had stuck, and it set out to have the weirdest exports yet known to man, such as mediocre coffee, tree syrup, mooses (meese?), and apologising.

== Spin-offs ==

In 1524 BCE (Before Canned Eggwhites), the production staff behind France and Assassin’s Creed decided to start a spin-off based in North America, despite the fact that there were already people there. Luckily, French people are unbound by morals. It was initially known as "Can-Do", possibly thanks to the "can-do" attitude of the colonists, though perhaps more accurately as a reflection of the "we can do what the fuck we want" attitude of the producers. However, because French is a speech impairment, everyone mistakenly pronounced it "Canada", which originally was the name of an all-bear garage punk band from Lithuania. By the time it decided to break off from the direction of the French production staff in 1867 ACE (After Canned Eggwhites), the name had stuck, and it set out to have the weirdest exports yet known to man, such as mediocre coffee, tree syrup, mooses (meese?), and apologising. Sorry.

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 Charlemagne was a massive jerk. So was William the Conqueror. So was Louis XIV. So was Napoleon<ref>Contrary to popular belief that he was a small jerk.</ref>. Charles de Gaulle was not a massive [[Jorkin' Depeanits|jerk]]. This is why he became an airport.
+== Revolutions ==
+{{see also|rotation|spinning}}
 France is best known for its numerous revolutions. In fact, the hit game series ''[[Dance]] [[Dance]] Revolution'' was inspired by an earlier game, ''France France Revolution'', in which players moved their feet onto four pads which would release [[Guillotine|guillotines]] onto aristocrats which passed through. The aim was to time the drops of the blades such that they lined up with their necks, beheading as much of the aristocracy as possible in a set duration.
-<references />'''Spin-offs'''
+<references />
-In 1524, the production staff behind France decided to start a spin-off based in North America, despite the fact that there were already people there. This made them rightly angry, and still does, as it should. It was initially known as "Can-Do", possibly thanks to the "can-do" attitude of the colonists, though perhaps more accurately as a reflection of the "we can do what the fuck we want" attitude of the producers. However, the British decided to poke fun at the name, adopting a mock-French accent and pronouncing it "Canada". By the time it decided to break off from the direction of the French production staff in 1867, the name had stuck, and it set out to have the weirdest exports yet known to man, such as mediocre coffee, tree syrup, mooses (meese?), and apologising.
+== Spin-offs ==
+In 1524 BCE (Before Canned Eggwhites), the production staff behind France and Assassin’s Creed decided to start a spin-off based in North America, despite the fact that there were already people there. Luckily, French people are unbound by morals. It was initially known as "Can-Do", possibly thanks to the "can-do" attitude of the colonists, though perhaps more accurately as a reflection of the "we can do what the fuck we want" attitude of the producers. However, because French is a speech impairment, everyone mistakenly pronounced it "Canada", which originally was the name of an all-bear garage punk band from Lithuania. By the time it decided to break off from the direction of the French production staff in 1867 ACE (After Canned Eggwhites), the name had stuck, and it set out to have the weirdest exports yet known to man, such as mediocre coffee, tree syrup, mooses (meese?), and apologising. Sorry.
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