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For millions of years, lava and magma brought forth from deep within the [[Earth]]'s crust had been cooling and forming solid structures. By the 1870s, however, it was noticed that these structures weren't just any old structures: they were ''rocks''. Inventors for decades afterwards began to attempt forming different kinds of rocks, although due to their numerous impracticalities such as their size, their heat output, their inability to conduct a normal conversation without constantly bantering, and their production of some [https://thesamplemotion.bandcamp.com truly groundbreakingly dreadful psychoacoustic lift music], they were ultimately unsuccessful.

This was, until 1921, when Sir John of Pebble, a [[Great Britain|British]]-born druid and Master of the Eternal Swamp, discovered that if you left a rock by the beach for long enough ('long enough', an imperial measurement, is now estimated to be around a million metric years), it would turn into a far smaller, smoother kind of structure. Naming it after Pebbleshire, his Zone of Origin, he dubbed it the 'pebble'. (It is often argued that Sir Pebble named the pebble after himself, ~~this~~ conforming to the [[John hypothesis]]. This wasn't the case, although [[Quantum Physics|despite it not being the case, it definitely still is]].)

This was, until 1921, when Sir John of Pebble, a [[Great Britain|British]]-born druid and Master of the Eternal Swamp, discovered that if you left a rock by the beach for long enough ('long enough', an imperial measurement, is now estimated to be around a million metric years), it would turn into a far smaller, smoother kind of structure. Naming it after Pebbleshire, his Zone of Origin, he dubbed it the 'pebble'. (It is often argued that Sir Pebble named the pebble after himself, thus conforming to the [[John hypothesis]]. This wasn't the case, although [[Quantum Physics|despite it not being the case, it definitely still is]].)

== Proliferation ==

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 For millions of years, lava and magma brought forth from deep within the [[Earth]]'s crust had been cooling and forming solid structures. By the 1870s, however, it was noticed that these structures weren't just any old structures: they were ''rocks''. Inventors for decades afterwards began to attempt forming different kinds of rocks, although due to their numerous impracticalities such as their size, their heat output, their inability to conduct a normal conversation without constantly bantering, and their production of some [https://thesamplemotion.bandcamp.com truly groundbreakingly dreadful psychoacoustic lift music], they were ultimately unsuccessful.
-This was, until 1921, when Sir John of Pebble, a [[Great Britain|British]]-born druid and Master of the Eternal Swamp, discovered that if you left a rock by the beach for long enough ('long enough', an imperial measurement, is now estimated to be around a million metric years), it would turn into a far smaller, smoother kind of structure. Naming it after Pebbleshire, his Zone of Origin, he dubbed it the 'pebble'. (It is often argued that Sir Pebble named the pebble after himself, this conforming to the [[John hypothesis]]. This wasn't the case, although [[Quantum Physics|despite it not being the case, it definitely still is]].)
+This was, until 1921, when Sir John of Pebble, a [[Great Britain|British]]-born druid and Master of the Eternal Swamp, discovered that if you left a rock by the beach for long enough ('long enough', an imperial measurement, is now estimated to be around a million metric years), it would turn into a far smaller, smoother kind of structure. Naming it after Pebbleshire, his Zone of Origin, he dubbed it the 'pebble'. (It is often argued that Sir Pebble named the pebble after himself, thus conforming to the [[John hypothesis]]. This wasn't the case, although [[Quantum Physics|despite it not being the case, it definitely still is]].)
 == Proliferation ==