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== History == | == History == | ||
The people who lived in what would eventually become France were first known as Gauls, who invented the gaulbladder. Then, Romans, then, Franks. Today they are known as jerks (French: ''[[Jorkin' Depeanits|jerque]]'' /ʒɛʁk/). | The people who lived in what would eventually become France were first known as Gauls, who invented the gaulbladder. Then, Romans, then, Franks. Today they are known as jerks (French: ''[[Jorkin' Depeanits|jerque]]'' /ʒɛʁk/). | ||
Charlemagne was a massive jerk. So was William the Conqueror. So was Louis XIV. So was Napoleon<ref>Contrary to popular belief that he was a small jerk.</ref>. Charles de Gaulle was not a massive [[Jorkin' Depeanits|jerk]]. This is why | Charlemagne was a massive jerk. So was William the Conqueror. So was Louis XIV. So was Napoleon<ref>Contrary to popular belief that he was a small jerk.</ref>. Charles de Gaulle was not a massive [[Jorkin' Depeanits|jerk]]. This is why he became an airport. | ||
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[[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]] | [[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]] | ||
Revision as of 20:57, 12 May 2025
France is allegedly a country.
History
The people who lived in what would eventually become France were first known as Gauls, who invented the gaulbladder. Then, Romans, then, Franks. Today they are known as jerks (French: jerque /ʒɛʁk/). Charlemagne was a massive jerk. So was William the Conqueror. So was Louis XIV. So was Napoleon[1]. Charles de Gaulle was not a massive jerk. This is why he became an airport.
- ↑ Contrary to popular belief that he was a small jerk.