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-The word "Joever", often used as a solemn declaration of a severe recognition of solemn failure, is often attributed to John Bilgeman. However, this is not fully true. In fact, the full quote reads (or hears) thusly: "It ain't Joever; it's only just Jegun". This was initially spoken when he appeared to be losing a fight against the Accursèd Pasty-Pilfering Pigeonzance with a wet flannel
+The word "Joever", often used as a solemn declaration of a severe recognition of solemn failure, is often attributed to John Bilgeman. However, this is not fully true. In fact, the full quote reads (or hears) thusly: "It ain't Joever; it's only just Jegun". This was initially spoken when he appeared to be losing a fight against the Accursèd Pasty-Pilfering Pigeon of Penzance with a wet flannel; after his declaration, he managed to absolutely clobber the little prick, causing it to fall to the ground, where it met its end under the wheels of a Ford Ka.
+Sources vary wildly on whether or not this fight actually occurred.
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