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=== The Pronounmail Meetup of 1825 === | === The Pronounmail Meetup of 1825 === | ||
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== Piss Source == | |||
The piss comes from the porous rocks of [[Belgium|Belgian]] roads. Instead of having underground aquifers with clean water like most places on [[Earth]], underground aquifers in Brussels are filled with piss. The yellow colour of the Belgian flag represents the sheer amount of piss that Brussels must unfortunately deal with. They do not actually deal with it, but we shall pretend that they do. | |||
== Controversies == | == Controversies == | ||
* piss | * piss | ||
* there was a hallway in bruxelles-[[MIDI|midi]] that smelled very strongly of [[Dave Matthews Band incident|shit]] | * there was a hallway in bruxelles-[[MIDI|midi]] that smelled very strongly of [[Dave Matthews Band incident|shit]] | ||
* toilets and lifts were never meant to be combined. | * toilets and lifts were never meant to be combined. | ||
* i think STIB charged me too much yesterday | * i think STIB charged me too much yesterday | ||
Revision as of 17:05, 9 February 2025
Brussels (Dutch: Bruxelles, French: Brussel) is the piss capital of the world and the first city to be rendered entirely in the Source Engine.
History
Establishment
The city was established in the Stoned Age. No additional information is known.
The Pronounmail Meetup of 1825
Main page: Pronounmail the meetup 1825
Piss Source
The piss comes from the porous rocks of Belgian roads. Instead of having underground aquifers with clean water like most places on Earth, underground aquifers in Brussels are filled with piss. The yellow colour of the Belgian flag represents the sheer amount of piss that Brussels must unfortunately deal with. They do not actually deal with it, but we shall pretend that they do.