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[[File:Horse png.png|thumb|alt=A beautiful horse with a luxurious dark mane. |He is running. Perhaps he runs from his sins? <sup>we may never know</sup>]] | [[File:Horse png.png|thumb|alt=A beautiful horse with a luxurious dark mane. |He is running. Perhaps he runs from his sins? <sup>we may never know</sup>]] | ||
Everyone can see what a | Everyone can see what a {{Horsemoji}} '''horse''' is, but everyone can't feel what a horse is. | ||
== Leading A Horse to Water == | == Leading A Horse to Water == | ||
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== Looking A Horse In The Mouth == | == Looking A Horse In The Mouth == | ||
The results of this vary significally depending on the horse's origin ([[File:Horsemoji.png|alt=A small transparent-background icon of a horse.|frameless|23x23px]]''horigin''). | The results of this vary significally depending on the horse's origin ([[File:Horsemoji.png|alt=A small transparent-background icon of a horse.|frameless|23x23px]]''horigin''). | ||
=== | === {{Horsemoji}} Normal Horse === | ||
{{Quote|Horse... is [[Horse|this]]! The horses are all like this. The horse goes like this. So, [[the]] horse's like this, the normal horse is like this! THAT'S the normal horse!}} | {{Quote|Horse... is [[Horse|this]]! The horses are all like this. The horse goes like this. So, [[the]] horse's like this, the normal horse is like this! THAT'S the normal horse!}} | ||
=== | === {{Horsemoji}} Gift Horse === | ||
Woah there buckaroo! Let's reign it '''in'''. Looking into the mouth of a '''Gift Horse''' is nothing to sneeze at. That might be ''a bit'' above your [[work|pay]]-grade, kiddo. | Woah there buckaroo! Let's reign it '''in'''. Looking into the mouth of a '''Gift Horse''' is nothing to sneeze at. That might be ''a bit'' above your [[work|pay]]-grade, kiddo. | ||
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=== Download-A-Horse (You Would Not) === | === Download-A-Horse (You Would Not) === | ||
If you download a | If you download a {{Horsemoji}} horse and the [[police]] aren't around to hear it, did it make a [[music|sound]]? No? Wron''g''. That horse made 30 minutes of stereo uncompressed 44.1kHz audio, now available on [[Horse MiniDisc]]. | ||
== My Little Horse® == | == My Little Horse® == | ||
This section will be expanded once the | This section will be expanded once the {{Horsemoji}} Digital Millennium Copyright Act is [[violence|abolished]]. | ||