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A '''sauce''' is like a food but more liquid. Or, to put it the same way, it's like liquid but it's food. | A '''sauce''' is like a food but more liquid. Or, to put it the same way, it's like liquid but it's food. | ||
Sauces were invented by | Sauces were invented by Jesus F. K. Sauce (unrelated to either of the other Jesuses) in the year 4 billion after God dared him to make something that defied the existing boundaries of food. Or at least that's what God said later on, when Sauce became a huge success. They probably just did it for a laugh. I imagine it gets boring up there, outside reality. | ||
In the saucentific world, it is thought that there may be as many sauces as there are [[List of Flavours|flavours]]. However, many of these sauces are merely theoretical as they have not yet been discovered. | In the saucentific world, it is thought that there may be as many sauces as there are [[List of Flavours|flavours]]. However, many of these sauces are merely theoretical as they have not yet been discovered. | ||
== Types of sauce == | == Types of sauce == | ||
The Pronounmail The Wiki Guidelines state that you should cite your sauces, so here are all the sauces. There are no others. | [[The:Guidelines|The Pronounmail The Wiki Guidelines]] state that you should cite your sauces, so here are all the sauces. There are no others. | ||
* Bechamel sauce | * Bechamel sauce | ||
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* Beer sauce (a pint of which is owed to anyone who read that whole sentence) | * Beer sauce (a pint of which is owed to anyone who read that whole sentence) | ||
* Garlic sauce | * Garlic sauce | ||
* Mayonnaise sauce | * [[Mayonnaise]] sauce | ||
* Garlic mayonnaise sauce | * Garlic mayonnaise sauce | ||
* Tartare sauce | * Tartare sauce | ||
* Mustard sauce | * Mustard sauce | ||
* Could if you want but you don’t have toard sauce | |||
* [[Sex|Cum]] (all variants) sauce | * [[Sex|Cum]] (all variants) sauce | ||
* Raw<ref>Shaq, B. (2017) ''Man's Not Hot''. 27 October. Available at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M_5oYU-IsU (retrieved 6 August 2025).</ref> sauce | * Raw<ref>Shaq, B. (2017) ''Man's Not Hot''. 27 October. Available at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M_5oYU-IsU (retrieved 6 August 2025).</ref> sauce | ||