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A '''sauce''' is like a food but more liquid. Or, to put it the same way, it's like liquid but it's food.
A '''sauce''' is like a food but more liquid. Or, to put it the same way, it's like liquid but it's food.


Sauces were invented by John Sauce in the year 4 billion after God dared him to make something that defied the existing boundaries of food. Or at least that's what God said later on, when Sauce became a huge success. They probably just did it for a laugh. I imagine it gets boring up there, outside reality.
Sauces were invented by Jesus F. K. Sauce (unrelated to either of the other Jesuses) in the year 4 billion after God dared him to make something that defied the existing boundaries of food. Or at least that's what God said later on, when Sauce became a huge success. They probably just did it for a laugh. I imagine it gets boring up there, outside reality.


In the saucentific world, it is thought that there may be as many sauces as there are [[List of Flavours|flavours]]. However, many of these sauces are merely theoretical as they have not yet been discovered.
In the saucentific world, it is thought that there may be as many sauces as there are [[List of Flavours|flavours]]. However, many of these sauces are merely theoretical as they have not yet been discovered.


== Types of sauce ==
== Types of sauce ==
The Pronounmail The Wiki Guidelines state that you should cite your sauces, so here are all the sauces. There are no others.
[[The:Guidelines|The Pronounmail The Wiki Guidelines]] state that you should cite your sauces, so here are all the sauces. There are no others.


* Bechamel sauce
* Bechamel sauce
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* Beer sauce (a pint of which is owed to anyone who read that whole sentence)
* Beer sauce (a pint of which is owed to anyone who read that whole sentence)
* Garlic sauce
* Garlic sauce
* Mayonnaise sauce
* [[Mayonnaise]] sauce
* Garlic mayonnaise sauce
* Garlic mayonnaise sauce
* Tartare sauce
* Tartare sauce
* Mustard sauce
* Mustard sauce
* Could if you want but you don’t have toard sauce
* [[Sex|Cum]] (all variants) sauce
* [[Sex|Cum]] (all variants) sauce
* Raw<ref>Shaq, B. (2017) ''Man's Not Hot''. 27 October. Available at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M_5oYU-IsU (retrieved 6 August 2025).</ref> sauce
* Raw<ref>Shaq, B. (2017) ''Man's Not Hot''. 27 October. Available at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M_5oYU-IsU (retrieved 6 August 2025).</ref> sauce