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== Spin-offs ==

In 1524 BCE (Before Canned Eggwhites), the production staff behind France and Assassin’s Creed decided to start a spin-off based in North America, despite the fact that there were already people there. Luckily, French ~~people~~ are unbound by morals. It was initially known as "Can-Do", possibly thanks to the "can-do" attitude of the colonists, though perhaps more accurately as a reflection of the "we can do what the fuck we want" attitude of the producers. However, because French is a speech impairment, everyone mistakenly pronounced it "Canada", which originally was the name of an all-bear garage punk band from Lithuania. By the time it decided to break off from the direction of the French production staff in 1867 ACE (After Canned Eggwhites), the name had stuck, and it set out to have the weirdest exports yet known to man, such as mediocre coffee, tree syrup, mooses (meese?), and apologising. Sorry.

In 1524 BCE (Before Canned Eggwhites), the production staff behind France and Assassin’s Creed decided to start a spin-off based in North America, despite the fact that there were already people there. Luckily, the French are unbound by morals. It was initially known as "Can-Do", possibly thanks to the "can-do" attitude of the colonists, though perhaps more accurately as a reflection of the "we can do what the fuck we want" attitude of the producers. However, because French is a speech impairment, everyone mistakenly pronounced it "Canada", which originally was the name of an all-bear garage punk band from Lithuania. By the time it decided to break off from the direction of the French production staff in 1867 ACE (After Canned Eggwhites), the name had stuck, and it set out to have the weirdest exports yet known to man, such as mediocre coffee, tree syrup, mooses (meese?), and apologising. Sorry.

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 == Spin-offs ==
-In 1524 BCE (Before Canned Eggwhites), the production staff behind France and Assassin’s Creed decided to start a spin-off based in North America, despite the fact that there were already people there. Luckily, French people are unbound by morals. It was initially known as "Can-Do", possibly thanks to the "can-do" attitude of the colonists, though perhaps more accurately as a reflection of the "we can do what the fuck we want" attitude of the producers. However, because French is a speech impairment, everyone mistakenly pronounced it "Canada", which originally was the name of an all-bear garage punk band from Lithuania. By the time it decided to break off from the direction of the French production staff in 1867 ACE (After Canned Eggwhites), the name had stuck, and it set out to have the weirdest exports yet known to man, such as mediocre coffee, tree syrup, mooses (meese?), and apologising. Sorry.
+In 1524 BCE (Before Canned Eggwhites), the production staff behind France and Assassin’s Creed decided to start a spin-off based in North America, despite the fact that there were already people there. Luckily, the French are unbound by morals. It was initially known as "Can-Do", possibly thanks to the "can-do" attitude of the colonists, though perhaps more accurately as a reflection of the "we can do what the fuck we want" attitude of the producers. However, because French is a speech impairment, everyone mistakenly pronounced it "Canada", which originally was the name of an all-bear garage punk band from Lithuania. By the time it decided to break off from the direction of the French production staff in 1867 ACE (After Canned Eggwhites), the name had stuck, and it set out to have the weirdest exports yet known to man, such as mediocre coffee, tree syrup, mooses (meese?), and apologising. Sorry.
 [[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]]